Write a (sad) Story in 3 words

Write a (sad) Story in 3 words

The idea is from English Literature info.

1. What?! No wine?!?

2. Married a Narcissist!

3. That’s Good News.

4. He did!! Yes!!!

5. Born. Lived. Died.

6. Mornings with Alarms. ⏰

7. Chocolate is Finished. ❤️‍🩹

8. Orwell was Right.

9. Bruce Lee Excellent!

10. Don’t Marry Him.

11. Gossiping is Bullying.

12. Still Born Baby.

13. Where’s toilet paper?

14. I blame Myself. (Matt Groening in “Life in Hell”)

15. Where is Happiness?

16. Enjoy Your Mouth. 😂 🤣

17. Beer Fridge Empty.

18. He got “elected”.

19. Catch Me Outside.

20. Hole in Condom.

21. Dropped my Lollipop.

22. Potatoes Are Blind! 👀

23. Raise Your Weapon.

24. Time to Weigh.

25. I was Christian.

26. My Balls Itch.

27. We are Flawed.

28. They Gave Up.

29. No More Whisky.

30. Pain Breeds Strength!

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